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aobanii:

dam u know ur tired when u completely fuck up the entire lead up to ur punchline (i fixed it i think)

"Honestly, sir, who pulls out their penis and starts singing the national anthem?"
My roommate, Jez (via mythologicalmayhem) ←

pelusamartinez:

This is… i just can’t stop crying!

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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funkyteenagerobot:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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niidai:

remember this video on your deathbed

memelovingfuck:

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

Aoba and Ren trying to mimic an echo


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megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate shrek.

Do not hate transgender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate shrek.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate shrek people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate shrek.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate shrek.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?