I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
You fucking weirdos, they obviously mean goy. Look at that goy schmuck
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
You may be King Under the Mountain, but I am King of all above.
people commenting in tags on your art
people leaving excited comments in tags on your art
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look I terror on their face.