imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP at the beach, seeing each other in a swimsuit for the first time, blushing nervously, and unable to make eye contact.

homesmutvoices:

pantslesswrock:

Here is my attempt at voice acting Caliborn smut. About halfway in I start doing Caliborn sex noises.

Bring popcorn.

Anon asked to hear the Caliborn audition I thought was so hilarious. Here it is and omfgfdgh.

angryspicykarkitos:

kino wanted me to post it

regirockin:

the big bang theory is on right now and for some reason everyone has a beard

beardinga

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

wwiao:

why am i dating someone obsessed with cats again i vowed to never go down that road again

808mylifebelike:

moonywormtailpadfootandprongsy:

dicksp8jr:

boazpriestly:

I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?

excuse me while i cry

WHY

WTF

yummytomatoes:

Anonymous asked you:
could you draw karkat with freckles? you don’t have to do a full body picture though

i was bored so i drew it in a style I usually dont and he’s smiling 

godslonelywoman:

thegoddamazon:

goddessofcheese:

basedandbiased:

sophia-nicole:

simon-black:

nedhepburn:

AN EAGLE TRIES TO STEAL A FUCKING BABY YOU GUYS. HOLY SHIT. 

i ws ok cuntill chariotsoffire

whereintheworldischarleslee:

rx93:

boringwhiteman:

DON’T GOOGLE THUG GIFS. THEY ARE NOT GIFS OF THUGS I WAS SO WRONG WHAT HAVE I DONE

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

panconchristmas:

Y estoy segurísima que hay más gente que le habría encantado decirte algo también, pero soy lo peor organizando y se me olvida que la gente que tiene escuela todavía se va a dormir temprano. OTL

¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, VALI! Ojalá lo pases súper dúper híper mega bacán hoy. <3

(Also disculpa mi caligrafía de mono borracho)

AHHH—H-H-F-G-GH-HFG——— GRACIAS OH DIOS UHJFGG UH COMO RESPONDO A ESTO NO LO SE UFGHFJGD

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gamdirk:

kubbypan:

what do with

whAT WITH

what do i do with

with

with dICK??????????

i CANT BREATH