December 2011
FACT: If a bisexual and a pansexual ever touch,...
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Reblog with how many people you're following...
partridgesexual:
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typicalxtori:
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timelessseaphire:
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tornruler replied to your post: i just hit myself accidentally on the face with…
[[ ….. How?]]
I was shifting on the bed; w’s gonna lay down on my stomach and while I was like, folding my legs and stuff I accidentally pushed my elbow with my knee and hit myself on the face.
HUR.
==> Empress: Bring in the dancing lobsters
meevist:
itunes: would you like to upda-
me: no
adobe: would you like to upda-
me: no
windows messenger: would you like to upda-
me: NO
Homestuck: would you like an upda-
me: YES
Homestuck: lol too bad
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i just hit myself accidentally on the face
with my bowl of ice cream.
Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: Okay, how much did my friends pay you?
Attractive person:
Me:
Attractive person:
Me:
Attractive person: Ten dollars.
Me: Eh, not bad. Here, fifteen to forget your troubles.
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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Anonymous asked: Hi, do you do mpreg...
k009:
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Which ship do you think I'm the child of? →
owarii:
i wanna know who you think spawned me
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whait4ever:
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mortson:
tim—canterbury:
Other words for butt
bum
caboose
rump
bottom
behind
buttocks
derriere
posterior
fanny
rear
tushie
gluteus maximus
hindquarters
toreadoki:
i love the beta kids i love the alpha kids i love the trolls i love the exiles i love the intermissions i love the updates i love blogging about the updates i love blogging about homestuck i love homestuck
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
kenny mccormick: boobs are great
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